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 </description><title>Բարեւ</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fcbarceloca)</generator><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>tills-suspenders:

proof that till lindemann is a superhero:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6453p6bI21rvwwo6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tills-suspenders.tumblr.com/post/50891403099/proof-that-till-lindemann-is-a-superhero-hes" target="_blank"&gt;tills-suspenders&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;proof that till lindemann is a superhero:  he’s transparent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hahaaah&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894299846</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894299846</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:08:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sherloquent:

when people tell you you’re obsessed with something like it’s news to you

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherloquent.tumblr.com/post/50891903440/when-people-tell-you-youre-obsessed-with" target="_blank"&gt;sherloquent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when people tell you you’re obsessed with something like it’s news to you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/31ef2684b7718863602b50dba43793cb/tumblr_inline_mn34mlFOJ41qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894263493</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894263493</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:06:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b545959344dfe343882b0e780a3636e/tumblr_mjrdg4yTf71qazha9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894223388</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894223388</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:05:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47915db9174363ae151f8b808fb86ddb/tumblr_mn2hu0oWk51r2biz6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894150337</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894150337</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:03:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cintttttttia:

Patricia y Luca!!!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5a67e5fa49cbcc8a272e9dc8b046037/tumblr_mn2mpltOSK1s586xeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cintttttttia.tumblr.com/post/50866396963/patricia-y-luca" target="_blank"&gt;cintttttttia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Patricia y Luca!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894137493</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894137493</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:02:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>trolling-tito:

The true champions.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/867b47e808a831371b1f6a248f6a2668/tumblr_mn2sh1GOSL1qm1mpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trolling-tito.tumblr.com/post/50876082820/the-true-champions" target="_blank"&gt;trolling-tito&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The true champions.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894115592</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894115592</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:02:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1edf9ac8056ed5b234e1314a45828ed/tumblr_mn2qgecpnk1qjuayao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894108462</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894108462</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:01:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>culetothecore:

Look how happy they are

AH...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/933ff5e672697a91797467c24ff12c4a/tumblr_mn2jyx2B7Q1rjev45o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://culetothecore.tumblr.com/post/50893896302/look-how-happy-they-are" target="_blank"&gt;culetothecore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look how happy they are&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AH AAAHHHHHHHHH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894102349</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50894102349</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:01:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ubdh5k971qcv7buo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50891235812</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50891235812</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:40:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mllenon:

Sergei Polunin...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/059440002e860f58ef1353f2849c4938/tumblr_mkhwu96Gou1rw45j7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mllenon.tumblr.com/post/46707832858/sergei-polunin" target="_blank"&gt;mllenon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sergei Polunin &lt;a href="http://www.dancing-times.co.uk/news/item/1164-an-evening-with-the-stars-of-midnight-express-at-freed-of-london" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dancing-times.co.uk/news/item/1164-an-evening-with-the-stars-of-midnight-express-at-freed-of-london" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.dancing-times.co.uk/news/item/1164-an-evening-with-the-stars-of-midnight-express-at-freed-of-london&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50884421467</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50884421467</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:28:16 -0400</pubDate><category>kafto</category></item><item><title>le-corps-de-ballet:

maybe i should get rid of these….</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed96e498cb46ee3c19c5966859f3c6e7/tumblr_mn1x7karjx1spy91ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://le-corps-de-ballet.tumblr.com/post/50824050774/maybe-i-should-get-rid-of-these" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;le-corps-de-ballet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;maybe i should get rid of these….&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877342065</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877342065</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:50:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eed89ec6547fef658184c2b27f624c88/tumblr_mn1xkkWf5F1sn2jw5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877242981</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877242981</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:48:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0dbf14d4ce39d12c9e178002f527cc07/tumblr_mn19mhDVJt1rhs8mlo2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91b890276fee91d4be1fb1d51bed62c4/tumblr_mn19mhDVJt1rhs8mlo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877194590</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877194590</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:48:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>albaniangirl96:

rosewash:

waterh:

valmiiraaa:

dantia:

Obsess...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8e0ncA1qB1r3jfa4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://albaniangirl96.tumblr.com/post/50835616864/rosewash-waterh-valmiiraaa-dantia" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;albaniangirl96&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosewash.tumblr.com/post/50113108541/waterh-valmiiraaa-dantia-obsessed-with" target="_blank"&gt;rosewash&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://waterh.tumblr.com/post/44209310621/valmiiraaa-dantia-obsessed-with-floral" target="_blank"&gt;waterh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valmiiraaa.tumblr.com/post/43845658113" target="_blank"&gt;valmiiraaa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dantia.tumblr.com/post/37769953989/obsessed-with-floral-designs-right-now" target="_blank"&gt;dantia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obsessed with floral designs right now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;instagram: valmiiraaa&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;freaking pants.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://rosewash.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;rosy posts here ♡&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;





(via &lt;a href="http://www.tumbleonapp.com" target="_blank"&gt;TumbleOn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877152764</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50877152764</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:47:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>simplyorthodox:

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28e5c6b27e8aa11b9ed71b809da32cd6/tumblr_mmw382pEYB1s3ggdno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c4c2f69631f04d04d67fca46890bcf5/tumblr_mmw382pEYB1s3ggdno2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a69be0211dd0e26320f0f5dbf8d745c/tumblr_mmw382pEYB1s3ggdno3_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://simplyorthodox.tumblr.com/post/50835784806" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;simplyorthodox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myownequilibrium.tumblr.com/post/50654956773/awkwardsituationist-98-year-old-dobri-dobrev-a" target="_blank"&gt;myownequilibrium&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awkwardsituationist.tumblr.com/post/50604116393/98-year-old-dobri-dobrev-a-man-who-lost-his" target="_blank"&gt;awkwardsituationist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village &lt;/small&gt;&lt;small&gt; in his homemade clothes and leather shoes &lt;/small&gt;&lt;small&gt;to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money. &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would love to meet him one day &lt;3 A true example of the genuine Orthodox Christian life!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50875400060</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50875400060</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:25:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab891e5596e7efd14bcbfec62208d04e/tumblr_mn04mbUdUs1rn4zfuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92332d9ee569842c8bcb396f5488eca4/tumblr_mn04mbUdUs1rn4zfuo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50875329488</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50875329488</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:24:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>senciliar:


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo764TuSC1qe816ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo764TuSC1qe816ro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo764TuSC1qe816ro3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senciliar.tumblr.com/post/17922101312" target="_blank"&gt;senciliar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="229" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo735AoYV1qe816ro1_400.gif" width="275"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50875261782</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50875261782</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:23:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ryanishka:

I wonder what her favorite color is
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac8c03d20a425ee091b20895d90d0a62/tumblr_mm8vwhMQa01r7m20po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryanishka.tumblr.com/post/50861372710/i-wonder-what-her-favorite-color-is" target="_blank"&gt;ryanishka&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wonder what her favorite color is&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50866684612</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50866684612</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:33:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kokohemocho:


Mario Gomez shooting for Hugo Boss

Sexy!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0cfa8a8ad5f60c8ce77bf6f40218831/tumblr_mn27v2AEPM1s0e43lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7172ef407f7adcc68bc030946188ce0/tumblr_mn27v2AEPM1s0e43lo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e66a660db1dce14bda2c2f7adaecb7f1/tumblr_mn27v2AEPM1s0e43lo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/560a3f58d950c277dd091979336c8fee/tumblr_mn27v2AEPM1s0e43lo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kokohemocho.tumblr.com/post/50863519791/mario-gomez-shooting-for-hugo-boss-sexy" target="_blank"&gt;kokohemocho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Mario Gomez shooting for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hugo Boss&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sexy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50865972690</link><guid>http://fcbarceloca.tumblr.com/post/50865972690</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:24:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/50059018039/youre-not-cute-have-more-orgasms-the-10-things" target="_blank"&gt;publicshaming&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I recently came across this website, Elite Daily. It calls itself “The Voice of Generation-Y.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/472c4e3f77546fb5ad53e8e83816ddbb/tumblr_inline_mmk65vgLHf1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link I stumbled on was to an article titled “The 10 Things Women Need to Realize in 2013.” OK. Let’s check this out…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/52178171371c971a5d9eae2fde92ef6a/tumblr_inline_mmk5wucGzl1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH, BOY. What the fuck is this? The first photo attached to the article should have tipped me off, but I was too focused on the name of the author…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6519828d1d8e931399abeca78136f160/tumblr_inline_mmk5ygiGih1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s right. EDDIE CUFFIN. A dude is about to lecture women on what they should “realize” in 2013. But, not just any dude. It’s says right there in his bio: “THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE OFFICE.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let’s take a look at a few of these “things”…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5776042ec0ca311404209a011cda57aa/tumblr_inline_mmk5x8Y2Rr1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Ladies, realize that in 2013, you are not cute.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e67e9ec17ffa0f2a4db1814c6db9cad5/tumblr_inline_mmk5xkIUbS1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Back to to the kitchen women and make me a sandwich.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6be4bad836029699359c3b349fe7557a/tumblr_inline_mmk5y3l6zK1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, shit. Thank you GUY for explaining this stuff to women! I mean, one of the points in this article was about getting men to “eat out your ‘box.’”  And all that along with the objectifying pics? What would a girl living in the 1950s…err…2013 do without this article?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin has got more for all of you seeking his advice. Gems such as…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/56aa611ff17902ba40b2ac9eb4a239e9/tumblr_inline_mmk62i8gIR1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The 21 Signs She’s Expired.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2766525a4a57f78091f8965b9d68e6c4/tumblr_inline_mmk631OgS41qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s right, girls. If you are over the age of 19 and 1/2, hang up the boots and please deposit yourself in the closest trash bin. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e0e350a9e9ba5982bca447458377090e/tumblr_inline_mmk63bCbSS1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Misogynistic, transphobic AND he hates Mila Kunis! Eddie Cuffin is a catch!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/350b33fd02238ba7dc1b18b6cf3da2d3/tumblr_inline_mmk63nvo9M1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What a gentleman.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin won’t leave you hanging now that you know your girlfriend is “expired” like the cold cuts sitting in the back of your fridge…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/acee38b7059e581748833a8e8dd5ab68/tumblr_inline_mmk60clTmD1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eddie Cuffin’s gonna let you know how to cheat on her with “15 Steps to Successfully Cheat on Your Girlfriend!” Eddie says women are like chicken (expired chicken?) and stale bread!  The man who wants to empower women in 2013 with cooking lessons and orgasms would also like them to know that their value depreciates over time (because women are nothing but a commodity, duh!). GIRLS, “you’re getting older and not getting any tighter” and by not stopping time you “compel” men to cheat! IT’S YOUR FAULT, LADIES…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/52cf8b9abc8faaa788e7cd73e1f72a32/tumblr_inline_mmk5z8X7XV1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“15 Easy Steps to Managing Your Mistress.” Fellas! Your pal Eddie’s got you covered here too! Because it’s 2013 (Eddie’s got a real infatuation for 2013) and as it says right there above…It’s that time in your life, and not just yours, everyman’s life where he ”GROW A SACK AND GET A MISTRESS.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/41779d2107f0a3938ddbbf0f3f72c5c0/tumblr_inline_mmk5zkItrX1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Women lie a lot.” You hear that men? Women are EVIL LIARS. Why can’t they just be truthful while you lie and cheat on them?! GIRLS ARE THE WORST.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, what if  you fell for the evil voodoo women and she went ahead on her very own and decided to get pregnant (THE NERVE)? Don’t worry, Eddie Cuffin’s got you covered here too!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/16419ccf7a4d4a84b77ead343c737d0f/tumblr_inline_mmk6114Eky1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Many poor men.” If only they had Eddie Cuffin’s brilliant mind and knew the “20 East Steps to Raising a Whore” so they could do the exact opposite!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Steps like…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4ac488d6a2c6c937c2c72bf20864fff1/tumblr_inline_mmk61zDTPp1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1fd6e3803df66bd5510328c5731f64f4/tumblr_inline_mmk7v13EWd1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Letting her get involved in fun activities like cheerleading and gymnastics! Only WHORES play sports!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2664942f131a0305de3d1d3740767402/tumblr_inline_mmk7w7oLZM1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Telling her she can’t date a black man! Because we all know women will go out and do the exact opposite! AND ONLY WHORES DATE BLACK MEN. (Eddie Cuffin: misogynistic, transphobic, and now racist too!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/505b0bf8c598acc651ac8b794d6e16d9/tumblr_inline_mmk61nBzqf1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Put her on birth control at 13! Because we all know girls don’t have sex UNLESS they are on birth control. No birth control, no sex, and there’s like no teen moms in 2013…the Voice of Generation-Y, people!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In case these listicles full of amazing advice weren’t enough for ya, Eddie’s got a Twitter account too! 140 characters of pure wisdom!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/02fd2c3e108da6e63ec0a4d0899efea5/tumblr_inline_mmk648YR5g1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d8a7b57531296eb8cd12b038eb53522e/tumblr_inline_mmk64kBmfO1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ff6dfb8f78e9c46670181d719aad9766/tumblr_inline_mmk64x9l4n1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/90ae9eec55499466052484d65148025c/tumblr_inline_mmk659xXqq1qawfnh.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eddie Cuffin of Elite Daily, folks! The Voice of Generation Y (Don’t Girls Like Me, I Am So Alone).&lt;/p&gt;
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